DISSING MY FRIENDS

MY NAME IS BIG BREAKFAST AKA COOL MIKE 40 AKA MIKEY RULES THE DON AKA U ALREADY NO WUT IT IS.

I CREATED A STATUS ON "FACEBOOK" OFFERING TO RECORD A SUPER FAT HIP-HOP BEEF DISS TRACK AIMED TOWARD EACH "FRIEND" THAT "LIKED" SAID STATUS.

NOW I AM DOCUMENTING THE RESULTS, THIS BLOG WILL BE UPDATED AS NEW DISS TRAX ARE RECORDED SO WATCH YOUR BACK/GUARD YOUR GRILL.

Mar 12
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BIG BREAKFAST “DISSING MY FRIENDS” MIXTAPE. TRACK 4 - “TERRY GULLY”. GET OFF MY NUTS!

LYRICS:

I’M NOT TRYNA BE A FOOL, BUT APPARENTLY YOU ARE/MAYBE SELL A FEW RECORDS AND TRY TO PURCHASE A NEW CAR/SUNY PURCHASE & NEW PALTZ? THAT AIN’T GULLY YOU HIPPY/IF I CAUGHT YOU ON THE PLAYGROUND I’D PROLLY BULLY YOU QUICKLY/CUS I STAY FULLY EQUIPPED WITH THE GUN ON MY HIP/AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO BODY YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR CHICK/(YOU FREAKIN SON OF A FISH)/I HAVE A LITTLE ADVICE, TAKE A HOT SHOWER OR A BATH/DON’T YOU THINK IT’S TIME TO WASH THE CAT POWER AUTOGRAPH?/COLLEGE ANGST AT THE FINEST STATE/GREW THAT BEARD JUST TO HIDE YOUR FACE/DUDE THAT’S WEIRD SAW YOU LAST YEAR DRANK TOO FAST, BEER GUT, VIOLENT WASTE/YOU’RE A CLOWN LIKE VIOLENT JAY/DAMN, TRY NOT TO CRY ABOUT IT/I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU POST ON THE B9 ABOUT IT/YOU GOTTA BE KINDA PROUD, IT’S A HOT DISS TRACK SON./DON’T TAKE IT PERSONAL, I’M SORRY MS. JACKSON!!!


Mar 7
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BIG BREAKFAST “DISSING MY FRIENDS” MIXTAPE. TRACK 3 - “KEVIN KOZLOWSKI” YOU DON’T WANT IT SON!

IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE, IT’S THE WHITE ISAAC HAYES/YOUR BOY BIG BREK CAN DISS RHYME FOR DAYS/THIS TIME THE PAIN’S FOR THE LEVI’S DEALER/TALKS WEIRD BUT HIS BEARD’S 3 TIMES WEIRDER/BIG BREK SKATE HARD, RAD, AND MY PANTS IS LOW/MAD CUS I HATE MOSHED YOUR DAD AT THE RANCID SHOW/MILLER PLACE GET DISGRACED WITH NASTY FLOW/DARE KOZ TO POKE HIS HAIRY FACE INTO MASTIC, HO/FANTASTIC, BRO LET’S GO TO DENNY’S/PANCAKES AND CHEESE MELTS… ONE TWO MANY/TOO SOON KEVY SAVE ROOM FOR SPAGHETTI/PATTY KOZ CHILLIN’ IN THE LIVING ROOM SIPPING HENNY/DAMN YOU’RE COUNTING ON EVERY NICKEL AND PENNY/CUS BRACEWAR’S PLAYING AND THE RAV4’S EMPTY/DON’T TEMPT ME TO ROLL UP IN A COROLLA/STEAL YOUR SOUL WHEN I CONTROL THE REMOTE CONTROLLER/ON THE BOARD ROLLIN SLOWER THAN A BROKEN STROLLER/STRIKE YOU LIKE A BOWLER, LAY OFF THE COCA-COLA!!!!


Feb 25
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BIG BREAKFAST “DISSING MY FRIENDS” MIXTAPE. TRACK 2 - “KEIJI SHIBATA”. KONICHIWA SNITCHES!!!

LYRICS:

IT’S BIG BREAKFAST, LET ME BEGIN QUICK/KEIJI, BABY, KING OF THE SPINKICK/ONCE YOU HEARD THE BEAT DROP, YOU GOTTA BE STRESSIN/NICE CAMERA, NOW GO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPHY LESSON/A LOT OF YOU QUESTION THE WAY I RAP NEATO/I’M IN THE BLACK BEETLE, EVIL AS MAGNETO/BACK TO THE JAP-GUIDO, GYM TAN LAUNDRY/CORNY SINCE VITO DATED ANNIE-LORI/…JUSTIN BIEBER. I BUST AT NON BELIEVERS/JAPANESE WEINER, MEASURED IN MILLIMETERS/KONICHIWA, SUCKER! SUP, HOW ARE YOU?/YOU WERE GREAT WITH CHRIS TUCKER IN RUSH HOUR 2!/FROM THE PAWN COULDN’T BACK YOU ANY LONGER/AND KICKED YOU OUT THE BAND FOR ATTACKING PEARL HARBOR/NOW THEY’RE ON TOUR AND YOU’RE HOPING TO DIE/YOU CAN’T SEE ME, YOU CAN’T EVEN OPEN YOUR EYES!!111


Feb 23
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BIG BREAKFAST “DISSING MY FRIENDS” MIXTAPE. TRACK 1 - “CHRIS BENEDICT”. ENJOY IT YOU FREAKS.

LYRICS: 

1, 2, MAKE BUDDY UP YOURS/FIRE CROTCH CHRIS NOBODY SUCKS MORE/WORKING ON YOUR FITNESS? BUDDY WHAT FOR?/WATCH NETFLIX AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER CUPS, WHORE/GINGER AL BUNDY, PAL, YOU AIN’T FUNNY/GOT ENGAGED JUST TO THROW A PARTY AND MAKE MONEY/SKIP TOWN WITH NO HONEY, AND LOSE IT IN A.C./CRAWLING BACK TO LAUREN LIKE ‘BABY DON’T HATE ME’/YOU MUSTA BEEN CRAZY TO STEP TO COOL MIKE/COOL BIKE, MIKEY RULES STEAL IT FROM YOU TWICE/I AM TOO NICE, AND YOU’RE RED LIKE A RUBY/KABLAM FAG ABOUT TO BE LIVING LIFE WITH LOOPY… LAUREN THAT IS!!!!111